Fun Moms Facebook Status Generator

Your Completely Made-up Facebook Status:

Hid away in the kitchen to check internet- desperately seeking that Britains Got Talent video ...suffering through a neat pile of bagels - enjoying a totally chill session with me hubby of 15 incredible years...and tears... but tell me why annoyed teens be all crazy up in heah even though ALL OF IT is ready for the big time...
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