Ridiculous Jetpens Product Name Generator

Hey, try out this new writing utensil I bought. It's called:

Pentel Kogal Mixx HD Brush Weightless

Generate another product! or Check out my reviews of cool pens and pencils!

Please note that these are not real Japanese stationery products. I wish some of them were.

I've patterned this after real products available at JetPens. They're great and I buy neat pens and stuff there all the time.

See my new Tombow Olno Swift 0.5mm mechanical pencil review

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This website is a product of Marc Carson's overly-fertile imagination.
Disclosure: Jetpens gives me free stuff to review. But I still love them.