Teenage Boys Facebook Status Generator

Your Completely Made-up Teenager Facebook Status:

My grandma is all are you kidding me did I just eat a ant and we were all yeah pretty much oh man...hahahaha

Statistics: 13 likes, 1 comment from older sister asking why nobody went upstairs and told her what everybody was laughing at

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